chris

snape killed dumbledore

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 14:46:36 GMT

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:15:25 GMT

I'm buying a house LOL. Well, 2 homes. 1 to live in, and 1 to remodel. My moms be frontin the money and I'm gonna remodel a house or 2 to pay back the down payment and then remodel more to make cash moneys. If this works out, fuck having a real job.

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 05:46:17 GMT

April is AWESOME:

GIFT OF GAB (BLACKALICIOUS) $10.00 Wed Apr 6
Crooked Finger with Micah P. Hinson Thurs Apr 8
Decemberists $10 Fine Line Apr 9
DFA 1979 Tues Apr 12th
Shellac (!!!) Wed Apr 13th
OUT HUD HELLA Fri april 15
MICHAEL GIRA'S ANGELS OF LIGHT (FOUNDER OF SWANS) Wed Apr 20
Iron and Wine Friday Apr 22
M. Ward Turf Club Fri Apr 22
M83; Ulrich Schanuss $10/$12. 10:00 pm. Sat Apr 23
Why? Tues Apr 26
Animal Collective; Ariel Pink $10/$12. 9:00 pm. Thu Apr 28
Of Montreal; Tilly and the Wall All ages. $8/$10. 6:00 pm. Sat Apr 30

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 08:06:01 GMT

Sup guys just checkin' in and updating my InTeRnEt JoUrNaL. Today was awesome, I woke up at 3 AM after going to sleep at 3 PM on Tuesday because I was bored out of my mind!! I was so excited! I downloaded and listened to music until I got bored and then I went to breakfast at Perkins by myself. I started both crossword puzzles and didn't finish either of them. I went home at 7 AM and somehow wasted 3 hours on the internet, took a shower and went to school.

How I managed to end up here, I don't know. In english class, our class discussion consisted of me talking to the teacher because everyone in community college is completely retarded. Then I went to Economics and took notes. Then I went shopping and bought KeNnEtH CoLe ReAcTiOn Jacket and a leather BeN ShErMaN duffel bag. I picked up some Wendy's and went home and wasted 3 more hours on the internet.

I went to the convention center to help my mom out at her booth at the Home and Garden Show. This lasted until 9:15, then I went to coffee with Mikey, Justin, and Eddie.

Then I came home, wasted 2 more hours on the internet and now i'm going to sleep.

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:37:13 GMT

I saw Antony and the Johnsons last night. 'I Am A Bird Now' is a fantastic album, but hearing the songs performed live was exceptional. Antony has one of the finest singing voices I've ever heard.

Thursday night I'm going to see Subtle (featuring Doseone) and Hrvatski (Keith Fullerton Whitman). I watched the Mush Tour 2002 DVD last week and I'm excited about seeing Doseone live. I'm guessing that Hrvatski will just be Keith fucking around with a laptop, but I enjoy live laptop music so its fine.

Friday night is another Dosh show at the Bryant Lake Bowl. I love that venue and Dosh's live show is great so I'm looking forward to that.

Sunday night I'm seeing Modest Mouse. I'll probably show up at 7:30 and stand by the soundbooth. I don't really care for any of the openers.

March shows:

March 2nd - Menomena and Pit Er Pat
March 16th - The Minus Story
March 18th - Fog CD Release Show
March 29th - Mono and Eluvium
March 30th - Bloc Party

There's 5 or 6 maybes in March, but I probably won't go to them.

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 13:01:59 GMT

DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING AT MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE
I'VE WAITED 7 YEARS AND 15 DAYS

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 08:58:02 GMT

I don't even know why I have a livejournal. I don't need to complain about my problems in public, so there's little need for this. I guess I'll keep it though.

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 07:39:12 GMT

mr ed was a fucking zebra

my vacation

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 08:54:34 GMT

i took a 6 day vacation and here's what happened

i arrived at my cabin late tuesday night. wednesday, we went to the crow wing county fair. thursday, i went waterskiing and fishing. friday i went to canoe trip and duluth and back to canoe trip. saturday i took a lot of saunas. sunday i drove home. here is a picture journey:

this woman was lost at the crow wing county fair. the fairgrounds are small so i don't know why

this indian woman and girl were sitting on a bench

this horse liked to eat hay

my sister wanted to show me her teeth because she is proud of them

i went waterskiing and i had fun

i caught this walleye with a fishing pole

on the way to duluth we saw a car accident

then we went to skyline parkway

mikey posed for the camera with stupid girls in the background

joanna johnson gets really pissed alot

this man was driving a car

i hope you had fun i know i did

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 02:10:28 GMT

i beat windows solitaire draw 3 vegas in 64 seconds

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 05:57:09 GMT

here are the animated gifs of brian walli i made as a tribute to my professional disc golfing cousin brian walli

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 09:33:16 GMT

Step 1: Open your Winamp or other MP3 player.
Step 2: Put all of your music on random.
Step 3: Write down the first thirty songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing
Step 4: Wait for complaints about the esoteric nature of your mp3s

deerhoof - this magnificent bird will rise
venetian snares - breakfast time for babboons
interpol - leif erikson
boards of canada - one very important thought
boredoms - ~

spoon - jonathan fisk
rjd2 - salud
beck - novacane
neutral milk hotel - holland, 1945
snoop doggy dogg - g funk intro

mf doom - hyssop
radiohead - dollars and cents
kmd - constipated monkey
elliot smith - angeles
sage francis - orphanage freestyle part 1 live (feat aesop rock, eyedea, slug, illogic, DJ Abilities,)

loretta lynn - family tree
jesus lizard - bloody mary
calexico - frontera
songs: ohia - steve albini's blues
cat power - half of you

the unicorns - innoculate the innocous
liars - flow my tears the spider said
object beings - family day
king gheedorah - impressions
mf doom - go with the flow

aphex twin - wet tip hen ax
mclusky - lightsaber cocksucking blues
the locust - gluing carpet to your genitals does not make you a cantaloupe
modest mouse - jesus christ was an only child
madlib - conducted rhythms

my room

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 10:31:45 GMT

i recently moved and stuff so this is my room

this is my rasterbation of spiderman he's crazy

this is my computer machine and i'm sitting in that chair

if you stand in the doorway and look through a camera lens, this is what you will see

this is what it looks like from the back

that is my giant rasterbation of ashleigh eric and myself. eric is in michigan and i miss him

take it easy guys

Fuck real jobs

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 04:59:06 GMT

I started a computer business about a month ago. I mainly do in-home repair right now, and it usually consists of running Spybot and Adaware. Business has been going well, I've raked in about $1000 this month after doing after 12 calls. Most of the people like to hover over my shoulder and watch my every move, so I typically make myself look busy. I'm still waiting to be seduced by a horny housewife.

I started this business because I don't like working for less than $20 an hour. I also sell items on eBay, and with the time I put in, I can usually make at least that much an hour doing that. These small things are the gateway to larger business plans. I think I'm going to be an entrepreneur. Working for yourself is much more satisfying than working for some large corporation. You also have a far better chance of becoming wealthy if you're an entrepreneur. Something like 3% of Americans are millionaires, but roughly 40-60% of them are self-employed.

Also, like 90% of my time is free time now. It's nice.

the saga of the broom

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:43:28 GMT

starring chris honey and michael kovala

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 23:13:59 GMT

i got a new camera

ohh i just came

HAY LADIES

Sat, 17 Jul 2004 04:24:02 GMT

HAY LADIES

i went to illinois

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 09:42:59 GMT

check out the pictures i took of myself and ashleigh

i will answer your queries

i win the internet

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 12:13:14 GMT

i can die a happy man

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 21:31:49 GMT

internet journal update

he;lp

Mon, 24 Nov 2003 19:18:10 GMT

it's almost that time. i want to make a top 25 albums of 2003 list so here are the albums i have enjoyed so far from 2003:

top 2003

for sure

why - oaklandazulasylum
why - almost live from anna's cabin <--- get this album now
menomena - i am the fun blame monster
manitoba - up in flames
m83 - dead cities, red seas, and lost ghosts
four tet - rounds
king geedorah - take me to your leader
lightning bolt - wonderful rainbow
The Blood Brothers - Burn Piano Island, Burn
enduser - 15 tracks
prefuse 73 - one word extinguisher
hymie's basement - s/t

most likely

clearlake - cedars
beulah - yoko
viktor vaughn - vaudeville villain
odd nosdam - no more wig for ohio
The Books - Lemon of Pink
xiu xiu - a promise
the postal service - give up
non-prophets - hope

possibilities

basement jaxx - kish kash
atmosphere - seven's travels
grandaddy sumday
madlib - shades of blue
outkast - speakerboxxx/the love below
polysics - neu
pretty girls make graves - the new romance
the decemberists - her magisty, the decemberists
the fog - ether teeth
the microphones - mount eerie
the shins - chutes too narrow
wrens - the meadowlands
buck 65 - talkin' honky blues
need new body - ufo
single frame - wetheads come running
jaylib - champion sound
deerhoof - apple o'
Sufjan Stevens - Michigan
Dizzee Rascal - Boy in da Corner
Explosions In The Sky - The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place
Kid Koala Some of my Best Friends are DJs
My Morning Jacket: It Still Moves
calexico - feast of wire
stars - heart
radiohead - hail to the thief

i looked at the list of stuff i need to download and i came up with this:

Bear Vs Shark - Now you're in the best of hands
Aesop Rock - Bazooka Tooth
The Exploding Hearts - Guitar Romantic
Venetian Snares - Chocolate Wheelchair Album
The Rapture - Echoes
Apparat - Duplex
Venetian Snares - Winter in the belly of a snake
Sleepy Jackson - Lovers
Michael Mayer - Fabric 13
Alias - Muted
Teenage Fanclub - Four Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty-Six Seconds: A Shortcut to Teenage Fanclub
The Unicorns - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
Ellen Allien - Berlinette
Child's View - Funfair
Junior Boys - Birthday EP
Twine - Twine
Café Tacuba - Cuatro Caminos
cyann and ben - spring
the rapture - echoes
Frog Eyes - The Golden River
Songs: Ohia - Magnolia Electric Co.
Aereogramme - Sleep and Release
The Aislers Set - How I Learned to Write Backwards
the delgados - hate

i have read or heard good things about the above bands.

please tell me about albums i may have missed in 2003. i have heard about a perfect circle, thursday, thrice, coheed and cambria, mars volta et cetera so don't bother.

this is mostly for kevin.

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 10:03:38 GMT

Michael threatening to take a branch to Cale's jaw.

The quarry we jumped into this weekend.

Some random man jumping.

Shaggy-haired drunk man diving for the 45 footer.

Jordan and Joel Jumping from Jaco, which is roughly 60 feet, and you have to clear rocks.

Donovan is a bad photographer. This is me jumping from the 45 footer.

A picture of Jake jumping from above.

Dennis and Marty inside Marty's sweatshirt. No one likes Marty.

Donovan. Substance=?

another picture entry, with captions!

Fri, 29 Aug 2003 19:53:09 GMT

I look rather excited!

Dennis taking a branch to Jordan's jaw. Listen to the super nintendo prank call by Longmont Potion Castle for more information.

Candid photo of Krista at the good ol' state fair.

I took this picture for my friend Cale, whose nickname is Lunchbox.

I walked in my living room, and this is what I saw.

My sister, Claire.

i decided i wanted to be interview by leave wisconsin

Thu, 28 Aug 2003 05:06:48 GMT

1] How do you know me,, please be detailed

Ocarina of Time AOL board. We also collaborated on CABGames.

2] Top 10 bands/musical artists

in no particular order:

Modest Mouse
cLOUDDEAD
DJ Shadow
Radiohead
Boredoms
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Prefuse73
The Microphones
Xiu Xiu
MF Doom

3] Change your name to something you like better

My LJ name: dirk_funk
My real name: Chris Extreme

4] Have you ever considered becoming vegetarian/vegan

Yeah, but then I ate a Double Stack from Wendy's and changed my mind.

5] Favorite mexican wrestler

Ultimo Dragon. His taunt move on WCW vs. NWO is the best movement a human body can make.

random images

Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:35:37 GMT